Suckers To Me
By Jay McFadden
Parody of
Harder To Breath

(Parody # 14)

The people here say the things I do are unacceptable.
Some deem them to be unbelievable or fictional.
Well soon you'll see all the pranks that my mind can comprehend.
All the tricks that I will use on you are not click-and-send.

You wonder why most of your socks will often dissapear.
Or why your lovely grass will turn pink at least twice a year.
Don't point your finger, I have erased all the evidence.
I can't stop myself from laughing at your "hole-y" fence!

When you're alone outside you may think that I've given up!
Then you're soaked with water that's inside of
Balloons that say "Death From Above!" (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Like a little girl you will cry while I sit up here in laughter and glee!
You may think you are wiser, but I know you'll always be suckers to me.
You may think you are wiser, but I know you'll always be suckers to me.

Plugged up your fawcet, turn it on, it will spray everywhere.
Need a wig now cause I gave you pills to make you lose your hair.
You're scared out of your wits and wondering what I'll do next.
When slime's dumped on your head you'll find what I'll do, I did.

When you're alone outside you may think that I've given up!
Then you're soaked with water that's inside of
Balloons that say "Death From Above!" (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Like a little girl you will cry while I sit up here in laughter and glee!
You may think you are wiser, but I know you'll always be suckers to me.
You may think you are wiser, but I know you'll always be suckers to me.
Wooh.

It's a thrill to cover,
You with seeds for the birds,
And then laugh as the flock takes control.

When the stop signs are green,
And your voice starts to squeek.
Think of me and the jokes that I pull.

When you're alone outside you may think that I've given up!
Then you're soaked with water that's inside of
Balloons that say "Death From Above!" (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Like a little girl you will cry while I sit up here in laughter and glee!
You may think you are wiser, but I know you'll always be suckers to me.
You may think you are wiser, but I know you'll always be suckers to me.
You may think you are wiser, but I know YOU'll ALLways be SUCKers to me.

(Note: Have a sucker!)