Sugar Rocks
By Jay McFadden
Parody of
Cleveland Rocks

(Parody #16)

Cream Lore!
Sweet Smore!
Gleem Core!
Need More!

Lalala... Lalala... Lalala... Lalala...
Lalala... Lalala... Lalala... Lalala...
Lalala... Lalala... Lalala... Lalala...

Got some Candy Canes and Pudding.
Chocolate Cake and Gum.
The peel and chew Gummy Dude.
And Shock Tarts are the bomb.

Every single kid sucking down bags of Twix are yellin'
Sugar Rocks! Sugar Rocks!
Jelly bean scene, with Coolaid lime green, oh yeah.
Sugar Rocks! Sugar Rocks!
Sugar Rocks! Sugar Rocks!
Sugar Rocks! Sugar Rocks!
Sugar Rocks! Sugar Rocks!

Glazing Dough. Cream Filled sounds fare.
Double Fudge Brownies too.
Hershies Kiss and some hard Taffy Squares.
Getting Jello soon.

Eating Mystic Mints with some Sugar Sticks. Oh
Sugar Rocks! Sugar Rocks!
M&M skin. Candy safe with-in. Tell ya
Sugar Rocks! Sugar Rocks!
Sugar Rocks! Sugar Rocks!
Sugar Rocks! Sugar Rocks!
Sugar Rocks! Sugar Rocks!

I made some Poptarts and Ice Cream too.
If I run out then Stroodles will do.
There are so many that I can't choose,
'Cause Su-u-ugar Rocks.
Yeah Su-u-ugar Rocks.

Candy dots! Micro Pops!
Gummy Drops! Twizler Box!
Goober Glops! Cocoa Puffs!
Honey Locks! This stuff rocks!

Sugar Rocks! Sugar Rocks!
Sugar Rocks! Sugar Rocks!
Sugar Rocks! Sugar Rocks!
Sugar Rocks...! More Pie Dough!

(Note: Sugar rocks!!!)