Glued On
By Jay McFadden
Parody of
Headstrong

(Parody #18)

You just glued your, super glued your, crazy glued your hand.
How you did it you will never understand.
You just don't know how you will get out.
Spinning 'round will twist your arm and then you shout.
What a bummer.

You must get your hand free.
But to do it you'll need a miracle, maybe more.
Still you try inspite of the pain, yeah.
The stuff gets stronger.
You see you're wasting your time, You're trying to hide.

Get off, this is not fun!
Glued on, I can't believe I'm stuck!
How did it get this strong?
Glued on, it's just wrong!

Get off, this is not fun!
Glued on, I can't believe I'm stuck!
How did it get this strong?
I can't get loose, it's hanging on!

I can't do anything this way.
It looks like I'll be here all day...

Well, you have tried your best.
But your best just can't seem to pass the given test.
You can't make it unstick, you get up-tight.
Then more pours on, I guess you will stay there the night.
When is this over?

You can't get your hand free.
You're going to be stuck there forever or till you're old.
Still you try inspite of the pain, yeah.
But now it's harder.
You're going out of your mind, Wish it would unbind.

Get off, this is not fun!
Glued on, I can't believe I'm stuck!
How did it get this strong?
Glued on, it's just wrong!

Get off, this is not fun!
Glued on, I can't believe I'm stuck!
How did it get this strong?
I can't get loose, it's hanging on!

(It's hanging on!)
I can't do anything today.
(Can't get loose, it's hanging on!)
It seems that I am here to stay...

Well I tried to cut it out.
With a hammer I would pound.
Even chewed it with my mouth.
It's just never coming out, I see it's useless to try.
The stuff is starting to dry.

Get off, this is not fun!
Glued on, I can't believe I'm stuck!
How did it get this strong?
Glued on, it's just wrong!

Get off, this is not fun!
Glued on, I can't believe I'm stuck!
How did it get this strong?
I can't get loose, it's hanging on!

(It's hanging on!)
(Can't break loose, it's holding on!)
I don't think I can get away.
(Can't get free, it's way too strong!)
Wish I had just thrown it away...
(Why did they make it this tough?)
Now I see my hand is gone!

(Note: Glueing hands to things... Bad...)