Pesticide
By Jay McFadden
Parody of
Kryptonite

(Parody #20)

Well they flew off straight from their nest into the deep blue sky.
They're coming after me, not some, just the entier hive.
So I grabbed a can of raid and took them all to school.
I even sprayd the queen bee too.
Yeah...

So now my belt can hold a can or even two.
Just in case the little buggers wanted to try something new.
Not like I would mind, I'll spray them once again.
Again and again until they are dead!

If bugs come at me then I'll spray them all with my spray can!
With my mad spraying skillz I'm owning them just using one hand!
I'll blast them out of sight, compleatly wiped out with
My Pesticide!

This stuff is strong, it is so 1337.
Kills every single bug I meet.
Eraticated all the ants that were still in the ground.
Now all the flies inside are dead.
Thanks to some raid and wonder bread.
I love this stuff, it's just the coolest thing around!

When bugs annoy me then I'll kill them all with my spray can!
With my mad spraying skillz I'm owning them just using one hand!
Now I have won the fight, I wiped them all out with
My Pesticide!

(guitar solo) (What buzzed was buzzed and buzzed no more...)

When bugs bother me then I'll venquish them with my spray can.
With my mad spraying skillz I'm owning them, using one hand.
Got two cans by my sides, they're easy pickings with
My Pesticide...
YEAH!!!

When bugs just bug me then I'll zap them all with my spray can!
With my mad spraying skillz I'm owning them just using one hand!
The dust they now must bite, it's fun to kill them with
My Pesticide!

They fall to my toes!
Takes 'em down in rows!
This stuff really ownz...!

(Note: Down with bugs!)