Lottory
By Jay McFadden
Parody of
Sk8erboi

(Parody #24)

I'm just a boy, lost in the world.
Just couldn't be any more pathetic.
I have to work in a buffet.
My life sure is lame.

What is it worth? I sure can't tell.
Might as well be living down in "heck."
Then one of my friends came to my home.
Said "I know the answer. It's simple, bro'.

Just play the lottery!
The one shown on the TV!
Give it a chance, what could it hurt?
My numbers fell in place!
My life's nolonger a waste!
I actually have money to burn.

Got a new house and a cell phone.
Got me a babe and we're taking home
A big screen TV in my banshee.
Later we'll get some VR Machines.

Now I have more friends and even more clothes.
And I've got more tickets for the lotto'.
Then before long, I'm not sure how.
I won it again, I'm richer now.

I played the lottery!
Best thing that happend to me!
I'm taking home more than I'm worth.
My life was really hard!
Until I played lotto' cards!
Now destiny gave me half the Earth.

I played the lottery!
Best thing that happend to me!
I'm taking home more that I'm worth.
My life was really hard!
Until I played lotto' cards!
Now destiny gave me half Earth.

Well you know what I found out?
Money's what it's all about.
Buy fast cars, gold bars and then
Even buy yourself new friends.

If your bills get way too steep.
Well just play the lottory.
Go ahead, give it a try.
You'd be surprised what you could buy.

I'm just a boy, On top of the world.
Just Couldn't get any better than this.
I'm here right now, spreading the word.
Go and get what you deserve.

Just play the lottery!
The one shown on the TV!
Give it a chance, You never know.
You'll pay everything you owe!
And buy cool stuff for show!
While still having money to throw.

Just play the lottery!
The one shown on the TV!
Give it a chance, you never know.
You'll pay everything you owe!
And buy cool stuff for show!
While still having money to throw.

(Note: I'm not that rich... yet. "evil thoughts")