Post-Tramatic Stress Syndrum
By Jay McFadden
Parody of
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

(Parody #25)

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Post-Tramatic Stress Syndrum with Semi-Trepidation!
Even though the cause has quit, your nerves are all still shakin'!
What I recomend to you is a nice long vacation!
Post-Tramatic Stress Syndrum with Semi-Trepidation!

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One day when I was on the job I had a mighty scare.
My hands would shake, my heart would race, my knees were everywhere.
But even when I'm off the job my hands are shaking still.
"I'll tell you what you have, my friend, it's really quite simple."

Post-Tramatic Stress Syndrum with Semi-Trepidation!
Even though the cause has quit, your nerves are all still shakin'!
What I recomend to you is a nice long vacation!
Post-Tramatic Stress Syndrum with Semi-Trepidation!

Um diddle diddle diddy um diddle aiy!
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So if you're having shaking fits throughout the day and night.
And the exact cause of your stress does not fall into sight.
Take a break and rest a while, you will feel better for it.
That is the only cure that's known and it's the best you'll get.

For Post-Tramatic Stress Syndrum with Semi-Trepidation!
It's a very common case, we don't think that you're fakin'!
But, by now you know the cure so if you come back again!
I'll kick your butt out of here and to another nation!

(Note: I wish I could tell you I was on drugs when I wrote this. Nope, this is my normal sanity level.)