It Wasn't Me By Jay McFadden Parody of I'm Gonna Be

(Parody #30)

I just woke up.
So you know it wasn't me.
I was asleep, you see? So that means it was you.

If it's blown out.
Hey, you now it wasn't me.
How can it be? That thing you never see me use.

If it gets junked.
Well you know it wasn't me.
Why would it be? You know I think that it's uncool.

You say I shiver?
Oh come on, it wasn't me.
It wasn't me, I swear that's not what I would do.

I lie to them and laugh out loude!
Deep inside I hope they ask some more!
I would lead them round and round and round and round!
Till I'm thrown out the door!

It's not workin.
I tell you it wasn't me.
Don't look at me, I'm just putting away my tools.

Where is our money?
I swear that's not what I do.
I was just out buying brand new shoes for you.

I am well known. (For that jello)
But, I swear it wasn't me.
Although I'm green, I never threw it at that fool.

And if there's moold.
You can bet it wasn't me.
I wouldn't dream of it, why would I ruin food?

I lie to them and laugh out loude!
Deep inside I hope they ask some more!
I would lead them round and round and round and round!
Till I'm thrown out the door!

Hahahaha! (Hahahaha)
Hahahaha! (Hahahaha)
Wahaha Hahahaha Hahahaaha!

Hahahaha! (Hahahaha)
Hahahaha! (Hahahaha)
Wahaha Hahahaha Hahahaaha!

Want a pony?
Well you won't get one from me.
What did you think? I wouldn't do that just for you.

The place is stinkin?
Hey, I swear it wasn't me.
Why accuse me? It might have just been our dog, Lue.

I get thrown out. (Guess they found out)
I still say it wasn't me.
Although it seems they won't believe me, but it's cool.

I'll just call their home. (From my cell phone)
Then I tell them everything.
I hear them scream, and now I think I might move.
Now everything I've done will now begin anew.

I lie to them and laugh out loude!
Deep inside I hope they ask some more!
I would lead them round and round and round and round!
Till I'm thrown out the door!

Hahahaha! (Hahahaha)
Hahahaha! (Hahahaha)
Wahaha Hahahaha Hahahaaha!

Hahahaha! (Hahahaha)
Hahahaha! (Hahahaha)
Wahaha Hahahaha Hahahaaha!

Hahahaha! (Hahahaha)
Hahahaha! (Hahahaha)
Wahaha Hahahaha Hahahaaha!

Hahahaha! (Hahahaha)
Hahahaha! (Hahahaha)
Wahaha Hahahaha Hahahaaha!

I lie to them and laugh out loude!
Deep inside I hope they ask some more!
I would lead them round and round and round and round!
Till I'm thrown out the dooor...

(Note: This parody used to be called "I'll Parody" and used to have different words. Wanna know why I changed it? Cause it sucked. Beleive it or not, this one is much better.)