By:Andrew Troy KeIler
You know,I've traveled to Mexico to experience the pleasures
That the college born tradition of Spring Break would offer
To a certain Baldwin Wallace student known as Kevin Hopkins,
But that's before a blinding light has placed me in
A room that had looked to me like an ER
At any hospital on the face of the planet Earth.
Just then,I've really that I really was worth
More to a group of little grey beings alive than
Dead just like every other human that they possible can
Get their hands on and try to discover how Earth
Was able to produce such a fantastic specimen of creature.
Then suddenly,I was placed inside a room was Claire
Lancaster,who has been abducted from her family's Montana ranch
And went on a quest to find the perfect match
For her to physcially bond with for yet another experiment.
And even though they were observing us,it was enjoyment
On a pure erotic scale,for we are a match
Made in both heaven and aboard a ship in outer
Space and orbiting over the state of Montana,which Claire's
Family ranch is standing at and whose family is wondering
When are they finally going to bring their little darling
Home and back into their loving arms safe and sound.
Well,let's just say that we wouldn't be on the ground
Anytime soon,for we're still our moment of pure
And untamed erotica with our true loves--that's for sure.