Dear P. Shermani,

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We've been together long enough, have we not?

It's about time I tell you, before we rot

Since you're a part of me to the core

I must say, you leave me bored

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Especially under pressure and heat

Until then, you're cunningly discreet

But as heat builds, so does the pressure

More than anyone could ever measure.

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What's worse is how our relationship unfolds

After a heated argument, you leave me cold

Stored away, you attempt to disguise

What's happened; you see discontent in my eyes

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In such turmoil and frustration

We build quite the reputation

If I could, I'd definitely leave

But without you, I wouldn't be…

… Swiss Cheese

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Your partner in crime,

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Emmentaler