I have recently discovered that fifty two year old men cannot join girl scouts. At first I was a little disturbed, but now I've grown to live with it.

Being a fourteen-year-old boy is hard, especially when you receive information like fifty two year old men cannot join girl scouts.

After discovering this information, I thought I should do something to include the fifty two year old men, I mean, you cant just have them wandering the streets, all alone, wishing they were in girl scouts.

That's why I developed the fifty two year old man scouts. We sell cookies, and bake pastries, and keep up to date on the latest dress styles; it's a truckload of fun. And that's why we bought a truck, and ran over several girl scouts.

I know what you're thinking, 'that's sick, how could you kill a little girl with a truck?' And I can understand where that question is coming from, but you need to look inside you're heart and realize that these fifty two year old men were emotionally hurt, after being rejected by the girl scouts they had no where else to turn, so they came to me. Then they wanted revenge on the girl scouts, so I let the fifty two year old men run down the girl scouts.

So please, if you see a fifty two year old man, and he's all alone, point him in my direction, and he can join the fifty two year old man scouts!