What is this wonderful juice?
It's like every fruit and vegetable mixed together!
It's unpredictably delightful.
Sometimes it's sweet, but others salty.
It's never clumpy, it goes down softly.
I swish it around in my mouth, let it dribble down my chin.
I don't care what happens as long as I can get more of this liquid in.
I've offered friends my drink before, but friends they are no more.
I wonder why you'd lose your lunch over a treat I so adore.
What is it about my snack that people just abhor?