A Lesson in Peace

So someone made you mad today?

I'll help your bitter anger cease

I'll tell you steps on how

You can achieve your inner peace

First, look up and breathe

A very deep relaxing breath

Imagine you're a bird, and all

Your problems are inept

Now that you're calm, I'll tell you

'Bout the next thing you're to do

Calmly go and find

And shoot the person that upset you.