A/N: Although this may sound hypocritical, I don't agree with kids drinking. Just wanted to clear that up so no one thinks I'm setting a bad example to any kids who read this! I think it's kind of off putting anyway.

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila

Shiny pretty bottles, all lined up in a row

Filled with magic liquid that makes my red cheeks glow

Down it in a shot glass, get a little kick

Down them, down them, one, two, three

It's no fun unless you're sick!

Grab a cocktail shaker, have a little fun

Get creative with your spirits, let the magic liquid run

Now go and grab the rock salt, the lemons and your friends

It's time for Signore Tequila to send you round the bend

Fill up all your shot glasses, and chant out with a roar

One tequila! Two tequila! Three tequila! FLOOR!

Now you're in the bathroom, head stuck down the toilet bowl

Choking on your vomit as it shoots out of your nose

Every color of the rainbow, lumpy, gross and slick

You spot the remains of that pizza you ate swimming in your sick

Morning dawns and with it comes a severe head pounding pain

"No way in hell," you slur and whimper, 'Will I ever do that again!"

But as you cower under cover, shielding your sore eyes from the light

There's a little voice inside your head, whispering, "Yeah right!"