Beat up the emo boy!
OI! OI!
Beat up the emo boy!
OI! OI!
Beat up the emo boy!
OI! OI!
Beat up the emo boy!
OI! OI!

I'm gonna hit you with a stick!
I'm gonna hit you with a stick!
And point my finger at you...
AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO!
I'm gonna make rude comments too…
WHAT NOW?

chorus
Beat up the emo boy!
OI! OI!
Beat up the emo boy!
OI! OI!
Beat up the emo boy!
OI! OI!
Beat up the emo boy!
OI! OI!

Gonna cry home to your mommy!
Show her your black eye!
Tell her who did it.
If you do...
I'LL HIT YOU WITH ANOTHER STICK!

chorus

(10 second silence…)

Oh my god… We're so stupid...
I LOVE IT!

Sittin' at the Koogal Ball...
Thinking of this song...
LOOK WHO IT IS!
IT'S EMO BOY!

chorus

OI! OI! OI!

Damn straight.