A/N: I'll admit that I borrowed fromSystem of a Down's"Chop Suey!" for the line before the chorus... Anyways, read this like it's a song from a musical. (It's supposed to be funny.)

Cyanide Suicide

I've got a little something for you

It's a glass of Kool-Aid!

With a little something extra!


So when life's going down the drain

And you can feel pain in your brain

Take a little sip

Take a little trip

And trust in my…


Cyanide suicide

You're losing all your pride

When you just can't bear

And you start to swear

Trust in my cyanide


When you're feeling like a piece of shit

And you're just about ready to quit

Take a big chug

Take some other drugs

And trust in my…


Cyanide suicide

You're losing all your pride

When you just can't bear

And you start to swear

Trust in my cyanide


Oh, the world is never fair

No one ever shares

Get a life

No one cares about you


Cyanide suicide

You're losing all your pride

When you just can't bear

And you start to swear


Cyanide suicide

You're losing all your pride

When you just can't bear

And you start to swear

Trust in my cyanide


Have fun burning in hell!