Chorus
Emo boy strikes back
Gets struck down
Emo boy strikes back
Gets struck down
OI! OI! OI! OI! OI!
OI! OI! OI! OI! OI! (x2)

Walkin' down the street
Guess who we meet?
EMO BOY!
He's headin' straight for us
With his fists in the air
But he can't see.
Because of his hair!

Chorus

What's that in his hand?
A stick of eyeliner!
What's he gonna do?
Stab me in the eye?
But he might be to chicken,
That little whiner.

Chorus

OI! OI! OI!

Where the fuck is my stick?