Shallow Grave

Bought a plot

In a cemetery lot

The headstone engraved

The hole is shallow so they saved

Penny pinchers they are

Their reputation will soon have a scar

For the headstone

Was thrown

At the miser

Then the gravedigger said, "you should have been wiser"

Now the penny pinchers are dead

Each of them missing a head

On the headstone it writing

There will be no penny pinching

From this family no more

Because the grave could fit a few more