Can't live without my chocolate milk

Or my juicy fruit gum

I need my shirts silk

And the room quiet so I can hum

I want my pants long and my shorts short

And not quite up to the waist

My bra is tight to give support

A woman seducing though chaste

I like to sit on warms days

And let my hair hang long

Sell lemonade because it pays

To buy my frilly thongs

I like my men tall, dark, and handsome

With muscles bulging out

They'll put up a transom

When I jut my lip and pout

Being a woman sure does pay off

The menstruation excuse

We can get off duty, with just a scoff

And it's so easy to seduce