Welcome to America

Welcome to America

Land of the Cut-throat and unfair

Home of the Murderous,

House of Despair

Yet still were better than France,

Cause at least our women shave,

And we don't run away from Saddam,

Or hide in a cave.

But that'll be ok,

Soon we'll scratch our itch,

Were gonna Nuke those fucking liberals,

And make France our Bitch.

So Watch the flag fly,

On top of their tower,

America shall be victorious

And those damn Frenchies will cower.

Then atop the Eiffel

Ill take a piss,

And for the glory of the free land,

I SHALL NOT MISS!