Jack and Jill

Communist
Jack and Jill rolled down the hill
but neither rolled down faster
for if they had,
they would be sad
and greed would take them faster

Socialist
Jack and Jill helped each other up the hill
to get everybody water
they brought it down
to share around
and wealth came tumbling after

Utilitarian
Jack and Jill asked permission to go up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
they were denied
and so the cried
and died of dehydration after

Capitalism
Jack and Jill went up the hil
to buy a pail and water
Jill tripped Jack
and broke his back
and Jill cackled forever after


heeheehee I wrote the last one all by my lonesome