1)Life's tough for the pretty girls
There's just not much you can do
You scrub and you moan til someone comes
And decides to marry you.
2)Wizards just want to show you their wands,
You kiss some toad who won't phone,
And cos the feminist cause just isn't yours,
The dragons won't leave you alone.
3)Local guys? No thanks, they weren't my style
They stank and the they drank and they farmed,
Though lines that they used made some girls blush
I was left far from charmed.
4)"Oh the sky's red tonight, baby
So I should give you fair warning
Come home with me- you shepherds delight
Make a farm hands morning"
5)Like I said, no thanks
So I bided my time
Then my sisters got their chance
Which meant I got mine
6)Well you know the story
Oldest trick in the book
I 'forget' my slipper
So Prince has to go look…
7)Happy ever after?
Not quite it seems
Charming liked the woodsman
Better than me.
8)So I told his daddy
Whose beard went quite grey
'CosCindy's a bitch
And his son is gay.
9)So I should have known better
But beggars can't chose.
Just don't marry a man
Who picked you for your shoes.