By:Andrew Troy Keller
Let me tell you folks right here and now,
I enjoy driving in a NASCAR race and how,
Because I really do have this need
To drive on a race track in such great speed
And worry about hitting anything like a cow.
As a matter of fact,it was during a NASCAR
Derby that I have met Jennilee Starr,
A NASCAR babe with the body of Hilary Swank.
And let me tell you that it was not a prank,
When I''ve married the hottest babe in NASCAR
History and we had became one happy couple.
And on May 6th,our family was able to double
With the arrival of a son named Noel and
A daughter named Molly,who is as grand
As her own mother,which was no trouble.
Well,all I could say is that as long
As I have a wife whose love is so strong
And two kids with a love for NASCAR,
I''m so very glad to be driving a race car
On a track,which is where I do belong.