over the hills and far away
teletubbies come to play -

with me, they are my best friends
(and me theirs, only that's a secret)

and my sister is not for she
channel surfs whenever they appear
on television,she is therefore my enemy.

the other day the boy
living opposite cried,
"GAY STINKYWINKY! "
he went no further for
I gave him a black eye and so
his mama scolded my mama and
my mama scolded me.

she banned me from tv and
so I gave her a black eye too.
(mama why did you do so? ):

oh! and yesterday Daddy didn't
want to buy NooNoo for my birthday
because we have ShaSha the dog already.

so I killed it.

now I am grounded
in my room but I don't mind.
Lala calls me unbidden from her
electronic stomach to pass the night with me.

lala. lala. lala. lala. lala. lala. lala. po-

dawn approaches and
I sit on the windowsill to
await babysun's chuckles
that seem to beckon me
closer closer closer
so I jumped from the window
to teletubbyland and perhaps
here people won't deny my FRIENDS.

really! if not why do they
smile and wave at me
through the television?

A/N: eek sorry but am unused to insanity. anyway have completed my triplecyniconslaught so now I may rest in peace.