I know it sounds a bit profane
But can I beat them with a cane?
And I know it looks a bit obscure...
To put them on a fishing lure.
Or maybe trap them in a pit
and slowly drown them with my spit.
But instead I think I'll take it slow
And write a letter, it will go:
Goodness me, you son's-a-bitches
I'll find you, and kick your britches.