I know it sounds a bit profane

But can I beat them with a cane?

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And I know it looks a bit obscure...

To put them on a fishing lure.

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Or maybe trap them in a pit

and slowly drown them with my spit.

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But instead I think I'll take it slow

And write a letter, it will go:

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Goodness me, you son's-a-bitches

I'll find you, and kick your britches.

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The-end.