MONDO-TUBULAR: ODE TO THE TUBE

There once was a man from Chad

Whose life was very rad

He surfed on a lake

And his life was just great

He had a big fat condo

His pad was so freakin mondo

His favorite material was mesh

He thought it was so friggin fresh

His favorite receiver was Randy Moss

And he thought he so damn boss

He claimed he'd never go to college

And he said to his friends, "Solid!"

And this man from Chad

Whose life was rad

He always thought he was cooler

So he called himself TUBULAR!