Benji had a big fat cow,

She looked quite large and juicy.

Therefore he went and gave her hugs,

And then he named her Lucy.
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Benji had a big fat cow,

The big fat cow had Benji.

Shield him from the summer sun,

And milk her oh so gently.
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Benji had a big fat cow,

But mad cow struck her greatly.

She walked into a fishing hole,

And ate a fish named Sandy.
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Benji had a big fat cow,

The doctor deemed her psycho.

She danced out in the foggy rain,

Without her girdle 'n' poncho.
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CHORUS
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Benji had a big fat cow,

She looked so nice and tasty.

But oh, when Benji cooked her up,

It smelled bad and looked pasty.
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(Death march)

Benji had a big fat cow,

He gorged himself profusely.

With lots of pepper and steak sauce,

He drank his beer without Lucy.
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Benji had a big fat cow,

But now she's gone to Heaven.

Do people know that he ate her,

Or do they think she's livin'?
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CHORUS
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Benji had a big fat cow,

But now he's just gone crazy.

She whispers daily in his head,

And tells to hunt daisies.
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(Lots of crying and wailing)

Benji had a big fat cow, (sniff)

But sadly she passed on.

The women cried, the children sobbed,

The church bells rang at dawn.
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Benji had a big fat cow,

She died and he went nutty.

Is it from the bad mad cow?

Or missing his old buddy?
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Benji had a big fat cow,

They prance in pristine meadows. (Sparkling music)

They sit above the fluffy clouds,

And don't live in the ghetto.