EPILOUGE: 'Why Can't We Be Friends?':
Singing songs and roasting monkeys on the fire
The friendship of these two old enemies shall never tire
They feel now no reason to fight
Instead enjoying hobbies together like flying kites
A new day had dawned
The peacemakers were long gone
They had been happy with the final play
But now a new danger dawned on that day
Then the frogs came in hopping
All the festivities were stopping
They had their quarrel
With an evil squirrel
But their prey was not the there
Even this assault was planned with care
So for a quick spot of fun
They'd beat up these blokes and be done
Soon on their way to regain the quest
But the two allies did not think this best
(Theme music: Wont wont wah…)
Oh it was a sight
To see those frogs fight!
Oh they had 'em all in a choke hold
Those rascals were bold!
But those bunnies of Satan
Pulled out their switchblades and began a hatn'
The cows they also jumped with a spin
For sure these armies were high on gin!
But the cows held strong
As you can tell by my battle song
Oh they were udderly ridicules shootn' calcium
The milk wasn't the only thing going sour
And as it grew later in the hour
A pair of fuzzies were a watchn'
But meanwhile the battle raged on
(Lame theme music: Wont wont wah…)
It seemed nothing could end this battle royal
Nothing but those poor deceased monkey sprits
So let's hear it!
They come from the fires
And now these words turn dire
They did what all monkeys do:
THEY FLUNG POO!!!
Of course this is just silly
Hi! said the bold flower lily
It was stepped on by the newly arrived
Evil Squirrel who was feeling much deprived
He wanted to fight!
The others figured this was all right
Three against one
The squirrel made a face and said, Oh no this won't be fun…
Well the odds are three to one
And you can guess who won
So now there allies laughed with spirits
Roasting squirrel on a spigot
Authoress Note: Thanks for the reviews! They made me very hoppy!He he he...SMILE ON!