Shocking, really, this whole affair
When I threatened to jump, I really had no care
I had killed her, I had stashed the girl
Now here I wanted my life to unfurl
So I sat on top of this crane
Your attempts to stop me should have been in vain
But their was that shocking twist
Now as I sit in my cell, boy am I pissed
Stupid stun gun you flatfoots used
When I see my lawyer I'll tell him I feel abused!
Though I do feel a laugh in belly
To think that I was brought down a by a stun gun turning me limp like jelly!