A diary is a private thing. So you can understand how pissed off I am to find that my parents regularly read my diary. They don't know I know, so I've decided to have a little fun with my sneaking parents. Enter - pseudo diary. It has every thing parents do not want to read about in their precious little darling's diary and more.

Now for introductions. I am Shanti Sudalia - my name means peace, but just who am I kidding - My parents, Janet and Darren, are God-fearing, church-going (my dad's a minister), homophobes, who hate Goths and punks, and I have a 17 year old brother whose aim in life is to beat up all the guys who I go out with. I am 16, and boys are scarcely seen at my house anymore.

To come: my new, horny boyfriend whose bisexual and into threesomes. My experimental lesbianism, renouncing my faith and more.You gotta love easily freaked out parents. So sit back and let the good times roll. (I hope you noticed the sarcasm in that statement).