(Another third grade golden oldie...)

I'm reciting this poem

'Cause I think you might like it

I warn you

That it's very long

And has humungo words

You might not understand

So sit down and get comfy

Make yourself at home

You might as well...

'Cause this surely will take awhile.


Here goes!


Once upon a time...


Why aren't you listening?!

That's it!

I'm outta here!