Note: We have had to hire a new interviewer, because the last one ran away and never came back after her last job.
Int.: ((walks up to the base of a tall,tall,tall mountain, and stares up to the top, mouth open in an O)) Now what?
((A flash of lightning is heard, and she is suddenly gone. She appears in a glittering room of gold, with a sign that says: Reception Room))
Int.: ((looks around)) Wha-what?1
((A secretary, A.K.A. Hermes, looks up))
Hermes: Whadda you want?
Int.: Erm...I am here to interview Zeus.
Hermes: Well, ya gonna have ta wait...some...personal things need to be cleared up. Please, take a seat...It might take a while....
Int.: ((Takes a seat, then cringes as shouting is heard))
Narrator: the two people shouting are Hera, and Zeus himself...Let us listen in...
Hera: ZEUS! HOW COULD YOU?!
Zeus: ((acting innocent)) How could I what?
Hera: ((Red-faced with fury)) YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHAT I MEAN!!!!!!! YOU HAD A NICE TIME WITH THAT FOOLISH MORTAL SEMELE!
Zeus: ((struggling to hide the truth, failing)) No comment. And it seems I have a client, so if you don't mind...((runs out door))
Hera: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! COME BACK HERE, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!
Narrator: Zeus grabbed the Interviewer by the hand, and rushed into a room, closing the door, and locking it. A loud thud is heard, and the room shakes. hermes is heard trying to calm Hera, and Hera is heard shrieking at the top of her lungs that she will 'Kill Zeus regardless of whether he is immortal or not.
Zeus: This needs to be quick....you have three questions..
Int.: So...From what I heard, you are having...some marital problems?
Zeus: No comment. That is business for the gods alone, not mortals.
Int.: Okay...So, what attracted you to Hera?
Zeus: Again, no comment...Why do you insist on prying into my life? By my name, you mortals are all the same....
Int.: ((sighs)) Do you have anything to say about Hades? A former friend of mine met him, and told me he was kind of cute...
Zeus: ((who was not listening before, jerked awake at the word 'cute')) Hey....you actually are kind of...cute...Are you..married? Engaged?
Int.: Well, looks like I need to go...
Zeus: No, you don't....not anymore...
((Int. gets up, and screams, attempting to climb out the window...suddenly, the door bursts open, and Hera storms in, in full rage, with Hermes tripping after her, glaring at Zeus))
This interview has come to an end due to...."Technical Difficulties" We are very sorry...Please come back next time for "INTERVIEW WITH POSEIDON!!!!!!!"