By Kieran Daly

In the towns and through the nation

Lives a man in the fire station

The old man had a dalmatian

Who was sent outside for starvation

The other dogs gave him taxation

He really needed a vacation

To finish his life's adaptation

He wanted life of meditation

All he wanted was motivation

Because he continued his flirtation

He ruined his perfect reputation

Then he met a kind mutation

They could not talk because of lack of communication

The mutation died of constipation.

The old man moved to a new location

And once again left the dog starvation

And liberation

And dehydration

It was an isolation

The dog was so hungry he started hallucination

What an imagination

The dog died of an assassination

By intoxication

And inflammation.