Pi meets Pie, (oy!)

Hi! My name is pi

You'll never calculate my last digit before you die

To complicated, but you can try

Then one day I met pie

An exciting fellow, he cried 'Oh my! Oh my!'

'Your last digit is three!'

This I could not believeā€¦

I turned around to look at my tail

I jumped and gave a wale

It's three! It's three!

We jumped and shouted in glee

With a maniacal laugh, 'You're the first to get it right!' I cried

Unfortunately, the now deceased pie has died

Such a momentous occasion we had to celebrate

So, deciding I was hungry I ate

Pumpkin pie, delicious and yummy

In my mathematical tummy

And that's 3.14 for ya!