Alphabet Speech

You think I know nothing of the world

So your mouth goes on and on

Forever repeating the same ABC's

A is for articulate; speak clearly

B is for boys; watch out for them

C is for crap; whatever else you mentioned

I'm sick and tired of your alphabet speech

You leave me with no other choice

I scream the letters F and U

Not forgetting, to slam the door

On your prideful Mr. Teacher look.

Note: what I feel when my father "lectures".