Author's Note: Hello! People! Ok you get the idea. This is some poem I came up in with in Pre-Algebra. I wrote it when I was mad at my best friend. I though he had a very big egotistical problem. Anyway this is apparently funny. My friend decided to type it up a few weeks ago and I thought about posting it. And I guess you know what I decided to do with it. Anyway here it is:

His Big Fat Head

Someone's big fat head is in the way,

He could be voted idiot of the day,

He just won't care,

Because he doesn't dare,

His big, fat head is in the way,

He is as stupid as a light,

He runs into things at night,

He makes me mad,

He can't tell because he's too glad,

His big, fat head is in the way,

His head is a balloon,

I think he might be a baboon,

His life has been a sham,

He fails almost every exam,

His big, fat head is in the way

Author's Note: Review please!- miasmas