A Little "Dracula" Sometimes

After a while
If you're like me
You just might smile
When you see
All your friends
Get a little "Dracula" sometimes

I mean, I know
That I can get
A little Renfield
You can bet
Gets a little "Dracula" sometimes

And this girl
That I know
Goes all...yeah, Renfield
It's quite a show
'Cause don't you know that
Everybody gets a little "Dracula" sometimes

And...and...well...there's a guy...and...
I guess we're all just Renfield


Authoress' note: Actually started this as a real attempt at a poem, but then it was made painfully clear to me - all of my friends are simply out of their minds. So this poem was just blown out of the water...