dear shamoo,

you have too much estrogen

going through you

and it has become a mold

beneath your skin

that is layers and layers and layers -

they shake

and take the place of muscle

and forms folds beneath your chin

and because you have so much estrogen

dear, dear shamoo

your testosterone is on the rise too

you have a mustache that you wax

and an ass that is quite fat

and that large baloon of liquid rubber

you call an arm

can unfortunately hit a ball very far

you're pretty -

goddamn butch