Hylian Pie

A long, long time ago
Ican still remember how the forest used to make me smile
And I knew since I had one 'Force, I could kill that Ganondorf
And just maybe we'd be safe for quite a while

But Stallchildren made me shiver
With every groan that they'd deliever
Woke up to hear Sheik's news
That didn't give many clues

I can't remember what I tried
When I heard about my clout inside
Something woke up deep inside
The day that Hyrule died

Well my, my, this here Hylian guy
Was Korkiri, but not really
He's the Hero of Time
He left the forest
Travelled forward in time
Sayin' "This'll be the day Ganon dies,
"This'll be the day Ganon dies"

Do you remember all Zelda says
And do you have faith in Goddesses?
If the Legend preaches these

Ah, do you believe in Deities?
Can the Triforce put your soul at ease?
And can you teach me how to bring him to his knees?

Well, I know only Power is in him
'Cause he has to have the rest of them
Both Zelda and I must run
Or the land of Hyrule's done

I was lonely, teen-aged, and Time's Hero
With a Master Sword and a Fairy Bow
But I knew I would have to go
The day that Hyrule died

Well my, my, this here Hylian guy
Was Korkiri, but not really
He's the Hero of Time
He left the forest
Travelled forward in time
Sayin' "This'll be the day Ganon dies,
"This'll be the day Ganon dies"

Now, for seven years I'd been trapped in time
And I grew fast, left Hyrule behind
But that's not how it was supposed to be

For the King and Zelda, Ganon came
He swore over Hyrule he would reign
And then he'd come after me

Oh, and while the King was falling down
Ganon stole his royal crown
The castle became black
Ganondorf was back

And while Impa rode with Zelda away
I raced back to save the day
But Ganon'd won, to my dismay
The day that Hyrule died

Well my, my, this here Hylian guy
Was Korkiri, but not really
He's the Hero of Time
He left the forest
Travelled forward in time
Sayin' "This'll be the day Ganon dies,
"This'll be the day Ganon dies"

Fire Temple was a'swelter
Spirit Temple gave no shelter
Water Temple's filling fast

Shadow was deep underground
Forest, it made eerie sounds
And Time, back from the past

Now, the castle's air, it reeked of must
The ground was covered up with dust
The tower was incased
Dark magic was the case

'Cause Ganon wanted no one near
Wanted no one to enter here
I was something he did fear
The day that Hyrule died

Well my, my, this here Hylian guy
Was Korkiri, but not really
He's the Hero of Time
He left the forest
Travelled forward in time
Sayin' "This'll be the day Ganon dies,
"This'll be the day Ganon dies"

But the dungeons deep inside the place
I cleared them at a hero's pace
With no time left to lose

So then, right up thouse stairs I ran
I understood his evil plan
All my strength, I'd have to use

And as I watched him in that room
I clenched my fists, declared his doom
My fairy couldn't fight
I
'd be alone that night

Then Ganon fell upon the floor
And Zelda came to me once more
She toold to me a final lore
The day that Hyrule died

Well my, my, this here Hylian guy
Was Korkiri, but not really
He's the Hero of Time
He left the forest
Travelled forward in time
Sayin' "This'll be the day Ganon dies,
"This'll be the day Ganon dies"

But then the castle began to fall
And I heard the Princess Zelda call
We had to run and get away

I went back to the Sacred Realm
To see if I could get some help
But the Sages said no part they played

So from the tower, we descended
Fighting Stalfos, some wounds were mended
We made it to the bottom
But we hadn't got 'em

The Golden Goddesses had gone away
Din, Nayru, and Farore
But the came and fought and won that day
The day that Ganon died

Well my, my, this here Hylian guy
Was Korkiri, but not really
He's the Hero of Time
He left the forest
Travelled forward in time
Sayin' "This'll be the day Ganon dies,
"This'll be the day Ganon dies"

Well my, my, this here Hylian guy
Was Korkiri, but not really
He's the Hero of Time
He left the forest
Travelled forward in time
Sayin' "This'll be the day Ganon dies,
"This'll be the day Ganon dies"

5/21/2

Authoress' note: Obviously enough, a parody of Don McLean's American Pie. If you've never played The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, then you won't get it. But hey, I'm a video game geek. This is what I do.