Why do you snore, Lulu?
Why won't you shut up?
Don't you know how loud you are?
How is it possible for such a small dog
To snore so impossibly loud?
Your nose must hurt by now
You should have woken yourself up
You certainly woke me up
But puppy, I just ask you
Please stop snoring
I don't know if I can take it
If I had known how loudly you snored
I may have gotten the puppy in the kennel next to yours
But then again, no one ever told me
How loudly Lhasa Apso's can snore
Author's Note: As I am writing this, my little Lhasa Apso, Lulu, is snoring like she wants to wake the whole world. I'm not even going to ask if you can hear her because even the deaf can hear this pup. Good lord, she could wake the dead with this noise...