The Snoring Puppy

Why do you snore, Lulu?

Why won't you shut up?

Don't you know how loud you are?

How is it possible for such a small dog

To snore so impossibly loud?

Your nose must hurt by now

You should have woken yourself up

You certainly woke me up

But puppy, I just ask you

Please stop snoring

I don't know if I can take it

If I had known how loudly you snored

I may have gotten the puppy in the kennel next to yours

But then again, no one ever told me

How loudly Lhasa Apso's can snore

Author's Note: As I am writing this, my little Lhasa Apso, Lulu, is snoring like she wants to wake the whole world. I'm not even going to ask if you can hear her because even the deaf can hear this pup. Good lord, she could wake the dead with this noise...