I'm not a stalker

Just because I followed you home

I was only returning this piece of foam

You dropped it earlier

At the coffee shop

I didn't want to speak to you in the street

In case you yelled assault as I tired to get your attention

I've only been trailing you for an hour or so now

I didn't mean for there to be so much tension

I'm not a stalker I swear

I'm really just an honourable person

Who happens to have a scary stare

And I really do like your hair

I preferred it when it was black

I mean uh,

I think I saw you a while back and uh it was like that

Don't be scared !

I'm not a stalker

It's just well

I know a lot about you

Because well

How should I put this ?

I'm your long lost daughter.