One of my cats was being a cat and refusing to acknowledge my presence in the room. He looked everywhere else except at me, then saw me, and walked out. So, I got mad, and yelled this little song at his retreating back. ((Actually, his retreating butt.))

Who's the one that feeds the cat?!

Who's the one that feeds the cat?!

Who's the one that feeds the cat?!

I am the one!

Oh yes!

I am the one!