Fell asleep…

Fell asleep on the copier.

My timing couldn't have been sloppier…

Drooled all over it

on the backside surely i will be bit.

Short-circuited the wiring

This event will surely lead to my firing…

Fried my brain…

Oh, the pain!

Now I can't think…

Have yet to sleep a wink…

They tell me the burns are third degree

I guess that'll teach me…