Happy Birthday, my friend.
You're life will soon end.
But you shouldn't worry.
It won't be in a hurry.
Our country is dying,
Without anyone trying,
To lessen the pollution.
This isn't the solution!
Our politicians should be just.
Vote for someone you can trust.
And if they go to jail,
Don't ever give them bail!
You must be annoyed with this stupid poem,
Reading this further is a bad omen.
But if you're brave enough to stay,
Then I have one more thing to say:
We'll be our own enemy,
If we run out of energy.
So help save our nation,
With energy conservation!
Follow these rules to make your life better,
Or else you're a fool wearing a sweater!
Keep this all inside your head.
And remember this until you're dead.
by mahogany lampshade
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Yeah, I know this is stupid! And it's not even funny. I based this from two of my old poems I did for an English and Science homework. Anyways, flames are welcome. I deserve it anyways. ...Ugh...