The Pirate Code of Conduct Honor

1. Plunder

2. Swab

3. Big white things are most likely Icebergs

4. Never name your vessel The Titanic

5. Plunder

6. Stay away from Treasure Island

7. Swab the deck in a counterclockwise rotation twice then a clockwise rotation once with windexmakes the poopdeck nice an' shiny

8. Youre a freaking pirate you dont share

9. X marks the spot

10. Never get an X tattooed over your heart

11. Plunder

12. Never ask permission to shoot someone, just do it

13. Always remember the words of Ed Teach "I'll kill you slower if you dont talk faster"