A/N: This is just an ironic little poem I wrote, yes, lots of the words are misspelled for a reason, but try to see what other ironic little things you can find (yes, the ending is a prt of the pattern). NO, I don't feel this strongly towards "chat-speak", I just like complaining about it, because my friend never seems to spell anything…--
When you read, you want to see
Some gramme rthat is fun to read
With big words that you may not now
And if it's bad, it realy shows
But if you come acroos something
That is not spelled as it should be
To me, at kleast, that's just too bad
If you can't spell, that's realy sad
I hate these typos! Can't you spell?
You can't? Then go fall down a well
What's up with "OMG" and "h8"?
I dislike "u" and "ur" and "w8"
What's the point with "thax" and "Plz"?
Your scrawny throats I want to seize
'Cuz if you spell with "y" and "2"
My computer I might throw at you
OMG I H8 U, CAN'T U SPELL WITH "PLEASE" AND "THANKS"?
What's happened to our language arts? Our lit'racy has sank
Ur so dumb, I cant believe u r 2 imachure to read
And tho I make mistakes sometimes I still manajge too type with speeed
All in all, I'd like to add
This poem is getting rather sad
For I, to, make mistakes eomtimes
But I still like to write and rhyme
I hate, ti though, when things aren't finished
You leave your writing so diminished
So just remember when you write