I love seeing politicians in Washington DC
Amusing busy-bee factionists playing with tax-payer money
Well I shook a politician's hand one time and I got real sick
Now when I meet those tourist attractions I poke 'em with a stick
Political because they've all joined their beloved party lines
Check the polls and ignore the people to see if they're doing alright
Mighty politicians in their brand new tailored suits
Fucked us over more than once and then gave us the boot

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Don't you get your hopes up 'cause there's plenty more of them

I love seeing politicians when they're at their jobs
Bickering at each other and blabbering statues in their little halls
Well I asked a politician one time if he could help me with a fix
I was just a part of his jurisdiction but he thought I was a lobbyist
Political because they're all self-proclaimed democrats
Representatives of nothing really but their self-decided crap
Mighty politicians, well I give them the thumbs down
Oh well, guess they can't see me 'cause they're so high off the ground

P-O-L—I-T-I—C-I-A-N-S
Don't you get your hopes up 'cause there's plenty more of them

I love seeing politicians when they're at their best
Ruining the nation and telling us their mission was a success
Well I believed some politicians one time but now I really know
They lied to win my confidence; they lied to win my vote
Political because they've all found places from which they can lead
Political because all of them manage to plague us with their disease
Mighty politicians who turn their nose up at us in contempt
Except in a campaign speech with a selected audience

P-O-L—I-T-I—C-I-A-N-S
Don't you get your hopes up 'cause there's plenty more of them!