Santa Claus was on live TV. He was speaking about a charity drive. It was simple, heart-warming, and casual. Then suddenly, without warning, Santa Claus took off his red suit jacket. He then began to unbutton his shirt. He took off his shirt. Then he took off his long john top. Then he took off his red pants, revealing his long john bottom. "Look at my long john bottom!" Santa Claus cried.

Santa Claus was forced to take off his clothes on live TV. People stuck guns to his head before he was onstage and told him that he had to take off his clothes.