Thankfully, I have better taste in food

Than people

Though I love you more than sickening, angst words can say

If you were edible

I'd probably turn an unsightly shade of green

Twitch like I'm having a seizure

And, three minutes later, fall down dead

Perhaps I don't have bad taste in people

And they have bad taste in me

If so

Please don't eat me

I have enough problems as it is