I'll put the cat on my lap to watch the rest of the office.
I'll be frightened when that naked vampire (lady) breaks through my window;
She will (has) rouse (d) me from my slumber-
I'm a clown; she makes my mind go down to the depths of despair
(And I love it)
It's all relative-
She can take me; what do I care?
If I was in my right mind, I would stake her,
But now she has her fangs buried in my neck and
I don't care 'cause I'm a God and she's my black midnight lover.
And we are one.