Auto-Repsonder And I

While you're away, in your peaceful slumber..
I'm having a torrid affair with your auto-responder!
Now while that wasn't meant to rhyme
That sort of thing happens all the time

To me, when i stay up too long
And so i end this stupid song
Farewell Responder, i held you dear
Even when you tired to bite off my ear

Okay, i lied, that didn't occur
I was actually in Nambia playing womens soccer
Why it was womens, i don't really know
Anyway, fuck this, its time to go.